TROOPS!
Commanding General Caedes has tasked me with organising the Hallowed Moon Patrols this year.
As you all know, the Hallowed Moon marks the start of the darkest days in the Tedlands. And with it, ill-willed creatures encroach on our borders, terrorising our convoys and compromising missions as we send our brave bears into the darkness.
Those of you who volunteer to take on the Hallowed Moon Patrols do the Capital a commendable service. And commended you will be, whether you return most fortunately unscathed, or torn from ear to tail ready to get stitched back together. You will be saluted and welcomed with an event-special Hallowed Moon commendation.